October 10, 2012

Awkward Conversations

Met one of my neighbors tonight. Young man. Probably late 20's, early 30's. Tall. Pretty good looking. Presumably single.

Me: (undoubtedly saying something totally charming and witty and funny)
Him: (interrupting) Hey Liz, how do you like your bangs?
Me: I like them, why?
Him: (in front of a small group of people) Because you keep playing with them.
Me: ........

As always, this conversation is adapted for brevity and wit, but is more or less accurate. :)


  1. Always good when I actually laugh out loud in the reception area of my office. This is a good one. :)

  2. I like my bangs a lot. Especially when they turn into Ninja Bangs and fly off my head and cut you! Oh, that's not what you said...