Little man: That's okay because if you need to throw up you can just throw up on the road, remember? (Fun aside, I did remember! Throwing up on the side of the freeway is the best!).
Me: That's not very nice bud to make me throw up on the road.
Dad: When people are sick they want to go home and lay down and not throw up on the road.
Little man's cousin: So we're going home?
Little man : Yeah because it's not nice to make someone throw up on the road because it could get on other people's tires, and that would be gross.
So, obviously we're making a lot of progress in the empathy department, thanks for asking.