December 24, 2013

You Know You're a Nurse When (Part 18)

You try to type "episode," but your phone  would rather talk about an epidural.

December 22, 2013

December 16, 2013

Have I Ever Shared Sufjan Steven's Autobiography? Because It's My Favorite.

"Sufjan's other interests include graphic design, painting, running, knitting, crocheting, weaving, quilting, cleaning, photography, haircutting, and dry wall installation. He collects stamps and wheat pennies. He cooks legendary omelets and can whip up a sushi feast at the drop of a sake glass. In high school he played second string guard on a district champion basketball team and created his own language, now spoken by only two other people. His brother Marzuki is a nationally recognized marathon runner, elite status. His sister Djohariah has the most complicated, most whimsical, most monumental laugh in all of mankind."

Mostly the part about her laugh. 

From the old

December 10, 2013

Awkward Conversations (Part 3)

So once upon a time there was an attractive tall boy who liked to make fun of me. I posted about him  here and here.  Because of him, I resolved to stop dating jerks and didn't even flirt with him (okay, maybe just a couple times) after I realized what was happening. But then I saw him last Sunday and guess what I realized?! I'm totally a jerk too! Our conversation went something like this:

Me: I never have any sympathy for tall boys where dating is concerned.
Him: I know, and I'm sorry about that.
Me: No but seriously. Every girl sees you and wants to date you until she gets to know you.


Yep. I said it out loud. Just like that. And you know something? He didn't even flinch. He agreed with me. We had a lovely little conversation and left on great terms.

And I don't really know what I have to say about it except that it turns out I'm a total hypocrite (although honestly, didn't we already know that?).

Someday I'll resolve to watch my mouth a little bit more, but until then, enjoy the snarkasm*

*I thought I made that word up, but turns out that it was already a word on urbandictionary. 

Lots to Say

I have about 50,000 things I want to say tonight, but I think what I'll do is post a picture of my new beanie. 

The only monogrammed (is that even the appropriate word to use here?) item I am missing in my life is a pair of hoop earrings that say "Liz" inside. If anyone knows where I can find such earrings, please advise.

December 1, 2013

Pink, Red, Navy, and Black.

Friday's matchy-matchy bike ride. #RockingBody