May 24, 2011

Poor Little Guy

Dear Earthworm,
Thanks for the guilt you inspired as you crawled across the somewhat drying sidewalk this morning. I have a severe aversion to touching bugs (do you technically count as a bug? do you technically crawl?), but the idea of your slow dehydrated death moved me to scoot you back to the earth. Have a nice day not dying on the sidewalk.

1 comment:

  1. "have a nice day not dying on the sidewalk," hahahahaha!