January 16, 2013

Flirt with a Boy

Sometimes when you pick a cute boy to flirt with, it's good if he's talking to someone else too. That way you can just jump right into the conversation without making your intentions known. But you have to be careful because sometimes the other person is telling a story that takes forever to finish. And then at about two minutes to forever, the cute boy's girlfriend walks up...

and then you have to spend forever plus five minutes in the conversation because you now have to pretend you are just as interested in everything about cute boy's girlfriend as you were in everything about cute boy, because, please, it's not like you were flirting, you're just friendly.

Hypothetically, of course. 

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