GFree

Sometimes you go to a conference where dinner is provided. Based on your gluten free lifestyle, you email ahead of time to let them know that you'd like a gluten free meal if possible. They tell you this is no problem. When you get to the dinner, you tell two of the caterers you're gluten free and they say, "Oh great! Let us get your food." At which point, they bring you this: 

The end.

Actually, that's not the end. The ending is legitimately awesomer.
Sometimes they have chocolate mousse for dessert, and all is forgiven.