I'd like to recount, in semi-accurate fashion, a particularly fantastic encounter I recently had.
Boy: I'd really like to go to a Brian Regan show at some point.
Me: He's coming in January. You could make that your New Year's resolution?
Boy: Well, it's not really the sort of thing you can just go to by yourself.
Me: Are you telling me you can't find an attractive woman who appreciates good humor to go with you?
Boy: Are you applying?
Me: Should I send you a resume?
Boy: As long as you keep it to one page.