Witty Banter

I'd like to recount, in semi-accurate fashion, a particularly fantastic encounter I recently had.

Boy: I'd really like to go to a Brian Regan show at some point.

Me: He's coming in January. You could make that your New Year's resolution?       

Boy: Well, it's not really the sort of thing you can just go to by yourself.

Me: Are you telling me you can't find an attractive woman who appreciates good humor to go with you?

Boy: Are you applying?

Me: Should I send you a resume?

Boy: As long as you keep it to one page.