The Latest Plato's Closet Find

Because what the world really needs is more bathroom selfies, and what I really need is more black and white patterns.

Spring Training

I couldn't resist. 

Ironing

Am I the only one that irons my shirts like this? I know Sam would if he owned a flat iron. 

Leggings

I need to tell you a story about a pair of leggings. 

I saw a climber wearing them. I loved them. I bought them. They were overpriced. I returned them. But then I still wanted them. So I bought them again. It's normal. 

Saturday morning I headed to the climbing gym with wet hair and no makeup wearing my new leggings. When I arrived, a large group of teenagers was blocking the way in. One of the girls, a blonde, looked at me in complete shock/awe and said:

Woah, you're like a professional!

At which point, I was literally rendered speechless. If all I have to do to look like a professional climber is go to the gym with no make up, wet hair, and a pair of overpriced leggings, I'll take it.

As you can see, I'm pretty happy with my purchase. 

On needing or, more realistically, wanting a dog.

This is not helping me be any less dog hungry. Is that a thing? Dog hungry? Where every time you see a dog you want a dog so bad your belly aches? Because I have that. And this is not helping. 

Tendons

I am literally sitting here with a heat pack on my fingers. Not because I have arthritis, but because of crimping. Turns out they weren't kidding about how awesome it makes your tendons feel. And by awesome I mean not awesome. 

Also I posted about this on ye old Facebook page, but it's been in the 50's this week so I'm seeing the babe again, which is nice. I also finally bought a new pump so I can stop going to the gas station with my Presta/Schraeder (sic) adapter before every single ride. This involved a trip to REI, and I think we all know what that means. (Buying too many things and not regretting any of them. Or is it just me?).

#RockingBody

I like your Beard.

I finally just purchased this song from iTunes since I listen to it so much on YouYube. 

To hear about some other guilty pleasure music, click here. But make sure you watch the Aaron Carter video because...well, just trust me. 

I Want One

Turns out I think I need one of these. 

Mostly Sunny!

Today as I was leaving work, this happened:

And all I kept thinking is, "Why am I not on my bike right now?!" #RockingBody

Date with a 4-year old

Went on a date with this little guy yesterday. 

The conversation in the car went like this:

Him: Aunt Wiz, do you have a big TV or a little TV?

Me: I don't have a TV.

Him: That's funny! 

We also met this little "elephant with tuskus,"  who for some reason was the only unscary skeleton at the dinosaur museum. 

"My friend 'Mamroth.'"

The day ended with a game of stampede which unfortunately lead to the untimely death of baby sheep's mom.

Also a book about bulldozers.

And a question about the man at the museum: "Is he a robot?" And upon learning that he was indeed not a robot: "He's old, huh?"