Hair

Going lighter with the hair so wish me luck with that. 

Siri Fail

No Siri, I just want to listen to Janis Joplin

When in Rome

When you get a ridiculous pickup line, it's best to respond in kind. 

But seriously. With wit like that, HOW am I still single? 

Charming

Last night I went on a first date. It had been a rough day. Grandma in the ICU and grandpa at my house in excruciating pain. The nice young man asked me if I would need to reschedule and I told him no, I could use a little break and was looking forward to being charmed. 

I showed up 30 minutes late to dinner. Not that being late bothers me, but 30 minutes is a little much. He didn’t mind. It turned out that when I said I want to be charmed, he went and bought me flowers. But he said, “But not normal flowers because you can plant these, and then if I turn out to be a jerk you can smash them.”

So that's like perfect. 

1971

This is my favorite of my recent resolutions. There are a few great things about it. 

1- Hearing a song from a TV show or movie and realizing that they carefully curated music from the right year.

2 - Seeing a song that you love but have totally forgotten about. Today it was Maggie May by Rod Stewart.

3 - When someone asks about what year a song was released, knowing the answer. 

As I was talking to one of the emergency medicine doctors, he said he thought it would’ve been better if I chose to listen to the top rock songs from every year, because I’ve just been doing the top 20 songs in general. I think he has a good point because when I hit 1973, I don’t think I’m even going to hear Dream On by Aerosmith and somehow that just seems wrong to me. 

True Friendship

Universal truth

Today I acknowledged fully that sometimes when you feel like you are a sad fatty you just have to go back home, ditch the scrubs and Nikes and change into a dress and some put some pink lipstick on. 

And in the ultimate extra move, my shoes match my lipstic. 

BAM.