May 1, 2013

When I Become a Rapper

I'll start saying things like:

Now I may not be the worst or the best, but you gotta respect my honesty. And I may break your heart, but I don’t really think there’s anybody as bomb as me.  -Ludacris

Keep reppin’ me. Do it to the death of me. X in the box cause ain’t nobody checkin me. –Nicki Minaj

I see the future, but live for the moment. Makes sense, don’t it?
I make dollars. I mean billions.
I’m a genius. I mean brilliant.

But most importantly, and in all seriousness, who doesn’t want to have this kind of control of the English language?

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