February 8, 2012

Public Displays of Affection

When I was 20, my friend John B. taught me a great lesson about appropriate public displays of affection. It goes like this:

Only display affection in public if you'd feel comfortable doing the same thing with your mom. 

Sound weird?
Let's put it to the test.

Kissing on the cheek? 
Fine. 
Holding hands? 
Fine. 
Hugging? 
Fine.

Kissing on the lips like 90 times?
Not fine.

Are you convinced?
'Cause I'm sold. 

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