Then sometimes I post selfies in which my hair and makeup are done

Thoughts for Liz in 2010 (In which you post a shameless selfie with air-dried hair and no makeup)

I think you should know that one day four years from now you're going to take a job you absolutely love. You'll have to work at 6 AM, sometimes for days on end, and as a result you're going to basically stop wearing make up. You're going to love how confident you feel without it. You're going to rock air dried hair almost everyday, and you're going to love it. You're going to love it so much that on date nights and church days you'll wonder why you ever spent so much time on daily makeup. So maybe, just maybe, consider that you can relax a little about the whole "beauty" situation because, let's face it, you're a babe. Even when you don't try to be. 

#RockingBody

You know you're a nurse when (part 21)

This sign on the wall above the crash cart cracks you up because, say it in an AED voice, "Shock delivered. Resume CPR"  

You know you're a nurse when (part 20)

You know you're a nurse when the following sentences actually come out of your mouth:

I smell like blood. Is there blood on my arm?





You know you're dating a keeper when he doesn't run screaming for the hills.

Hypothetically, of course.

Zzzzzz

Please, someone just kill me. 

Notes I find on yellow scratch paper

Found my notes from a conversation with Kate while cleaning. 
And no, I don't remember what the end of those sentences were originally supposed to be. 

                                                                                                   Dogma

[Being liked for the right reasons and liking people for the right reasons]

__________

It's not about them it's about having what

_________

People are who they are-tell the critical voice to shut up unless

• You don't get to have problem free friends

• Squash that negative judgemental voice

                 

[[Balance]]

[[[Man up]]] 

Break Your Plans

Oh man, I heard this song on the radio and I wondered: does The Fray have a new album? Confirmed by Shazam! Super happy about that. 

Baseball on Instagram

Dear Instagram, 

Sometimes I try to follow my favorite baseball teams but I can't because of all the comments. What is this, the new YouTube?! Good thing I still have Twitter, the little comment-free corner of the universe where I can always be in love with Clayton Kershaw.

Liz

Jennifer Lawrence

Would anyone judge me if I have a whole Pinterest board called Jennifer Lawrence?

A Lot of People Go to College for Seven Years...I know, They're Called Doctors

Dear Liz in 2005,
Thanks so much for keeping that patho book. Little do you know that you'll still be needing it for a presentation in 2014. But on second thought, I probably shouldn't tell you that you'll still be in school in 2014 because, seriously?!