You know you're a nurse when (part 20)

You know you're a nurse when the following sentences actually come out of your mouth:

I smell like blood. Is there blood on my arm?





You know you're dating a keeper when he doesn't run screaming for the hills.

Hypothetically, of course.

Zzzzzz

Please, someone just kill me. 

Notes I find on yellow scratch paper

Found my notes from a conversation with Kate while cleaning. 
And no, I don't remember what the end of those sentences were originally supposed to be. 

                                                                                                   Dogma

[Being liked for the right reasons and liking people for the right reasons]

__________

It's not about them it's about having what

_________

People are who they are-tell the critical voice to shut up unless

• You don't get to have problem free friends

• Squash that negative judgemental voice

                 

[[Balance]]

[[[Man up]]] 

Break Your Plans

Oh man, I heard this song on the radio and I wondered: does The Fray have a new album? Confirmed by Shazam! Super happy about that. 

Baseball on Instagram

Dear Instagram, 

Sometimes I try to follow my favorite baseball teams but I can't because of all the comments. What is this, the new YouTube?! Good thing I still have Twitter, the little comment-free corner of the universe where I can always be in love with Clayton Kershaw.

Liz

Jennifer Lawrence

Would anyone judge me if I have a whole Pinterest board called Jennifer Lawrence?

A Lot of People Go to College for Seven Years...I know, They're Called Doctors

Dear Liz in 2005,
Thanks so much for keeping that patho book. Little do you know that you'll still be needing it for a presentation in 2014. But on second thought, I probably shouldn't tell you that you'll still be in school in 2014 because, seriously?!