At least I'm not the only one who can't sleep

Little man is wide awake with a case of sore throat, and he's ready to get stuff done. Here's our conversation as I tried to get him back to sleep mode. 

Me: Hey Bud, do you know what time it is? 

Him: No? 

Me: It's the middle of the night. 

Him: (looks at his clock) 3:38 is the middle of the night?! I didn't even know!!