Leggings

I need to tell you a story about a pair of leggings. 

I saw a climber wearing them. I loved them. I bought them. They were overpriced. I returned them. But then I still wanted them. So I bought them again. It's normal. 

Saturday morning I headed to the climbing gym with wet hair and no makeup wearing my new leggings. When I arrived, a large group of teenagers was blocking the way in. One of the girls, a blonde, looked at me in complete shock/awe and said:

Woah, you're like a professional!

At which point, I was literally rendered speechless. If all I have to do to look like a professional climber is go to the gym with no make up, wet hair, and a pair of overpriced leggings, I'll take it.

As you can see, I'm pretty happy with my purchase.